Blood Stains Are Red Ultravivolet Lights Are Blue I Watch Enough Murder Shows Shirt
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Exploring the Cultural Phenomenon Behind the “Blood Stains Are Red Ultravivolet Lights Are Blue I Watch Enough Murder Shows Shirt”
The world of entertainment offers a vast array of genres, but few capture public fascination quite like true crime and fictional detective narratives. From gripping documentaries to intricate police procedurals, the appeal of understanding the darker aspects of human nature and the science used to solve mysteries is undeniable. This widespread interest is humorously encapsulated in the popular phrase, “Blood Stains Are Red Ultravivolet Lights Are Blue I Watch Enough Murder Shows, They’ll Never Find You.” This statement, blending a playful rhyme with a nod to forensic science and the pervasive influence of crime shows, forms the basis for a unique apparel item: the Blood Stains Are Red Ultravivolet Lights Are Blue I Watch Enough Murder Shows Shirt.
The Enduring Appeal of Murder Shows and True Crime
Why do millions tune in weekly to delve into the complexities of crime? The fascination stems from various psychological and social factors. For many, it’s the intellectual puzzle; piecing together clues, understanding motives, and following the investigative process provides a mental challenge. Others are drawn to the human stories, exploring the depths of tragedy and resilience. Furthermore, these shows often highlight advancements in forensic science – from analyzing blood stains to utilizing ultravivolet lights – offering a glimpse into the sophisticated techniques used to uncover the truth. The phrase “I Watch Enough Murder Shows” has become a shorthand for someone knowledgeable (or at least, feels knowledgeable) about the common tropes and methods depicted in these programs.
Understanding the Slogan: A Blend of Rhyme and Reality
The core slogan featured on this apparel item cleverly plays on the classic “Roses Are Red” poetic structure. It substitutes romantic imagery with elements directly related to crime scene investigation:
This witty combination resonates deeply with the community of true crime enthusiasts and fans of fictional thrillers, serving as an inside joke and a badge of honor for dedicated viewers.
More Than Just a Slogan: Representing a Passion
Wearing the Blood Stains Are Red Ultravivolet Lights Are Blue I Watch Enough Murder Shows Shirt is a way for individuals to express their particular interest in this genre. It’s a conversation starter, a declaration of one’s preferred viewing habits, and a fun nod to the shared experience of binge-watching investigative series. It connects people who understand the references and appreciate the dark humor. It signifies that the wearer is part of a community fascinated by mysteries, forensics, and the intricate dance between crime and justice as depicted on screen.
Product Availability: Wear Your Enthusiasm
Recognizing the popularity of this sentiment, this specific design is made available across a range of comfortable and practical apparel options. Whether you prefer casual everyday wear or something warmer, you can find this slogan on the following styles:
This variety ensures that fans can choose the format that best suits their personal style and needs, allowing them to proudly display their interest in murder shows.
Conclusion: A Must-Have for True Crime Aficionados
The Blood Stains Are Red Ultravivolet Lights Are Blue I Watch Enough Murder Shows, They’ll Never Find You slogan taps into the heart of why so many are captivated by crime dramas and true crime stories. It’s clever, relatable, and serves as a humorous identifier for fans. Available in multiple styles including T-Shirt, Hoodies, Long Sleeve, and Tank Top, this apparel item is the perfect way to showcase your passion for forensic science, detective work, and hours spent engrossed in solving fictional (or real) cases from the comfort of your home.If you are a dedicated viewer of murder shows and appreciate a touch of dark humor, this shirt is designed for you. Wear your interest with pride and connect with fellow fans.Explore the available styles and find the perfect “Blood Stains Are Red Ultravivolet Lights Are Blue I Watch Enough Murder Shows, They’ll Never Find You” shirt to add to your collection today.
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Production Process & Dispatch Time Our products are uniquely created on demand in your chosen specification. This enables us to offer you a full range of styles, colors and sizes to choose from without particular style ever going out of stock, ensuring you get exactly what you want every time. After you have placed your order, our talented production team will select a blank version of your chosen product, print your design, package and ship your order within 1 – 3 business days.
When will I get my order?
During this time of year, our production is at a high volume,it may take a little longer than usual.
- The 2D Shirt (T-Shirt, Hoodies, Long Sleve, Tank Top) we need 1-3 business days to print.
- The 3D Shirt (All over print) we need 3-5 business days to product.
Once your order has shipped, the estimated delivery time is between 5 to 14 business days. Please consider any holidays that might impact delivery times.
Please note: Your order may split into multiple shipments. If this occurs, you will be notified and receive a tracking number for each separate shipment.
The orders are sent straight to production automatically after 2 hours of purchase. We can only cancel and refund the order in 2 hours, if the time has passed we can't cancel your order.
Shipping Options, Prices & Delivery Times
| Delivery Destination | Flat Rate Price | Total Production & Delivery Time (Business Days) |
| USA – UPS Standard Shipping | $4.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 5 – 10 |
| USA – 2 Day Shipping | $20 + ($2.5 for each plus) | 3 – 5 |
| International – Flat Rate | $7.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 15 – 25 |
The package with two days shipping cannot be delivered to a PO Box.
We offer low flat rate shipping options for both our US and International customers! This means you can order as many items as you want and you’ll never pay more than the flat rate for shipping. We take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts etc.) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel (posters etc.) products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. It can get a bit confusing, that’s why we’ve made these tables to help you out. 97.66% of our orders are shipped within 2 business days. More than a half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.
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Delivery Time
Your order will be printed exclusively for you within a few days.
If you are in the US, Canada you will receive your order within 3-7 business days after printing is complete. For all other countries, please allow between 10-14 business days.
Size Chart
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- Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
- Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem
1. CUSTOM ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT G200
Adult (Unisex Size):
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Width Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Youth:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 20 1/2 | 22 | 23 1/2 | 25 | 26 1/2 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
2. LONG SLEEVE ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Youth:
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Length | 21.5 | 23 | 25 | 26.5 |
3. PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
4. LADIES COTTON T-SHIRT G200L
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Across Shoulders | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 1/2 | 19 3/4 | 21 |
| Across Shoulders Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Body Length | 24 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | 29 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | 27 1/4 |
| Sleeve Length | 5 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/4 | 7 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 12 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 17 1/2 |
5. CREWNECK PULLOVER SWEATSHIRT 8 OZ G180
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
| Chest (Front Only) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
6. FLOWY RACERBACK WOMEN TANK B8800
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 15 1/4 | 15 7/8 | 16 1/2 | 17 3/8 | 18 1/4 | 19 1/8 | 19 3/4 |
| Length | 25 | 24 1/2 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 17 1/4 | 27 7/8 | 18 1/2 |
7. NEXT LEVEL PREMIUM T-SHIRT
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest (Front Only) 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30 Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
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