Houston Texans Stop Staring At My Balls Funny Hawaii Shorts
$28.95
Get ready to turn heads and have a blast with our Houston Texans Stop Staring At My Balls Funny Hawaii Shorts! Designed for those who dare to stand out, these shorts are the perfect combination of style and humor.
Crafted with premium materials, these shorts offer exceptional comfort, allowing you to move freely while showcasing your love for the Houston Texans. The vibrant colors and eye-catching design are sure to make a statement wherever you go.
But what truly sets these shorts apart is the hilarious slogan “Stop Staring At My Balls.” Injecting a touch of playful charm, this witty phrase is bound to bring a smile to everyone’s face. Whether you’re at the beach, a pool party, or simply lounging around, these shorts will have everyone laughing and admiring your bold sense of humor.
Not only are these shorts incredibly fun, but they also boast excellent functionality. Featuring an elastic waistband and an adjustable drawstring, you can find the perfect fit that suits your body shape. The lightweight fabric ensures breathability, making them ideal for hot summer days or tropical vacations.
So why settle for ordinary shorts when you can make a statement with our Houston Texans Stop Staring At My Balls Funny Hawaii Shorts? Embrace your playful side, support your favorite team, and let the good times roll. Grab a pair today and get ready to steal the spotlight wherever you go!
Shorts are one of the hottest items in beachwear. They have become a big hit, especially with the younger crowd. They come in various patterns, colors, and designs. They usually have a drawstring or elastic waistband. They are very light weight, soft, and comfortable. They can be used in a variety of ways. For instance, they can be used to go on the beach for fun or they can be worn to the pool for fun. They can be worn as bathing suits, swimming trunks, board shorts, or whatever you want. This is a cute item for the holiday. Buy a great gift for someone you love. Get yours or make a great gift for this holiday.
Houston Texans Stop Staring At My Balls Funny Hawaii Shorts Information
- Use a simple stamping press technique comfortable to wear Good air permeability of the fabric.
- Elastic Waist Fit Type.
- REGULAR Gender: unisex.
- Decoration: Pockets.
- Material: 95% Polyester and 5% spandex.
Note:
- Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1cm-3cm dimension difference.
- Due to the different monitor and light effects, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.
Time of production: 3-5 business days.
The estimated shipping time is: 7-10 working days.
SHORT SIZE CHART ——————-
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Production Process & Dispatch Time Our products are uniquely created on demand in your chosen specification. This enables us to offer you a full range of styles, colors and sizes to choose from without particular style ever going out of stock, ensuring you get exactly what you want every time. After you have placed your order, our talented production team will select a blank version of your chosen product, print your design, package and ship your order within 1 – 3 business days.
When will I get my order?
During this time of year, our production is at a high volume,it may take a little longer than usual.
- The 2D Shirt (T-Shirt, Hoodies, Long Sleve, Tank Top) we need 1-3 business days to print.
- The 3D Shirt (All over print) we need 3-5 business days to product.
Once your order has shipped, the estimated delivery time is between 5 to 14 business days. Please consider any holidays that might impact delivery times.
Please note: Your order may split into multiple shipments. If this occurs, you will be notified and receive a tracking number for each separate shipment.
The orders are sent straight to production automatically after 2 hours of purchase. We can only cancel and refund the order in 2 hours, if the time has passed we can't cancel your order.
Shipping Options, Prices & Delivery Times
| Delivery Destination | Flat Rate Price | Total Production & Delivery Time (Business Days) |
| USA – UPS Standard Shipping | $4.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 5 – 10 |
| USA – 2 Day Shipping | $20 + ($2.5 for each plus) | 3 – 5 |
| International – Flat Rate | $7.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 15 – 25 |
The package with two days shipping cannot be delivered to a PO Box.
We offer low flat rate shipping options for both our US and International customers! This means you can order as many items as you want and you’ll never pay more than the flat rate for shipping. We take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts etc.) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel (posters etc.) products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. It can get a bit confusing, that’s why we’ve made these tables to help you out. 97.66% of our orders are shipped within 2 business days. More than a half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.
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Delivery Time
Your order will be printed exclusively for you within a few days.
If you are in the US, Canada you will receive your order within 3-7 business days after printing is complete. For all other countries, please allow between 10-14 business days.
Size Chart
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- Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
- Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem
1. CUSTOM ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT G200
Adult (Unisex Size):
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Width Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Youth:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 20 1/2 | 22 | 23 1/2 | 25 | 26 1/2 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
2. LONG SLEEVE ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Youth:
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Length | 21.5 | 23 | 25 | 26.5 |
3. PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
4. LADIES COTTON T-SHIRT G200L
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Across Shoulders | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 1/2 | 19 3/4 | 21 |
| Across Shoulders Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Body Length | 24 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | 29 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | 27 1/4 |
| Sleeve Length | 5 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/4 | 7 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 12 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 17 1/2 |
5. CREWNECK PULLOVER SWEATSHIRT 8 OZ G180
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
| Chest (Front Only) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
6. FLOWY RACERBACK WOMEN TANK B8800
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 15 1/4 | 15 7/8 | 16 1/2 | 17 3/8 | 18 1/4 | 19 1/8 | 19 3/4 |
| Length | 25 | 24 1/2 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 17 1/4 | 27 7/8 | 18 1/2 |
7. NEXT LEVEL PREMIUM T-SHIRT
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest (Front Only) 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30 Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
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