Master Ken Always Restomp The Groin Shirt
Price range: $19.95 through $43.95
Embrace the Unconventional: The Master Ken Always Restomp The Groin Shirt
In the world of martial arts satire, few figures loom as large and hilariously as Master Ken. The self-proclaimed grandmaster of Ameri-Do-Te, a style known for its brutal efficiency and questionable legality, has captivated audiences with his unconventional techniques and no-nonsense philosophy. At the core of his teachings lies a principle so fundamental, so universally applicable (in his view, at least), that it has become a catchphrase: “Always Restomp The Groin.” Now, fans can proudly display their allegiance to this unique martial philosophy with the official Master Ken Always Restomp The Groin Shirt.
What Does “Always Restomp The Groin” Mean?
For those unfamiliar with the glorious art of Ameri-Do-Te, Master Ken’s catchphrase, “Always Restomp The Groin,” is a cornerstone of his self-defense doctrine. It encapsulates his belief in immediately and aggressively neutralizing a threat with the most direct and debilitating method possible. While presented with comedic flair, it’s a memorable and often quoted line that perfectly embodies Master Ken’s exaggerated, yet strangely compelling, approach to combat.
Show Your Support for Ameri-Do-Te
The Master Ken Always Restomp The Groin Shirt isn’t just apparel; it’s a statement. It tells the world that you appreciate the humor, the absurdity, and the undeniable charisma of Master Ken and his unique martial art. Whether you’re a seasoned practitioner of traditional styles or simply someone who enjoys biting satire and martial arts comedy, this Master Ken shirt is a perfect way to connect with a community that understands the true power of the restomp.
Find Your Perfect Style: T-Shirt, Hoodies, and More
Understanding that fans have diverse preferences, the Master Ken Always Restomp The Groin Shirt is available in a variety of styles to suit any occasion or climate. You can choose from the classic t-shirt for everyday wear, comfortable hoodies for cooler weather, versatile long sleeve options, and cozy sweatshirt styles. Each variant allows you to carry the wisdom of “Always Restomp The Groin” with you, no matter the season.
A Must-Have for Fans of Martial Arts Satire
If you’re a fan of Master Ken, Ameri-Do-Te, or simply appreciate clever, niche humor within the martial arts world, the Restomp The Groin shirt is an essential addition to your wardrobe. It’s a conversation starter, a badge of honor, and a reminder to always be prepared to… well, you know. This Master Ken Always Restomp shirt is designed for comfort and durability, ensuring you can proudly wear your allegiance for years to come.
Get Your Master Ken Always Restomp The Groin Shirt Today
Don’t delay in acquiring this iconic piece of martial arts comedy apparel. Whether you prefer the simplicity of a t-shirt, the warmth of hoodies or a sweatshirt, or the coverage of a long sleeve shirt, there’s an option perfect for you. Show your appreciation for Master Ken’s unique wisdom and add the Master Ken Always Restomp The Groin Shirt to your collection. It’s the perfect way to honor the grandmaster and his most vital self-defense technique.
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Production Process & Dispatch Time Our products are uniquely created on demand in your chosen specification. This enables us to offer you a full range of styles, colors and sizes to choose from without particular style ever going out of stock, ensuring you get exactly what you want every time. After you have placed your order, our talented production team will select a blank version of your chosen product, print your design, package and ship your order within 1 – 3 business days.
When will I get my order?
During this time of year, our production is at a high volume,it may take a little longer than usual.
- The 2D Shirt (T-Shirt, Hoodies, Long Sleve, Tank Top) we need 1-3 business days to print.
- The 3D Shirt (All over print) we need 3-5 business days to product.
Once your order has shipped, the estimated delivery time is between 5 to 14 business days. Please consider any holidays that might impact delivery times.
Please note: Your order may split into multiple shipments. If this occurs, you will be notified and receive a tracking number for each separate shipment.
The orders are sent straight to production automatically after 2 hours of purchase. We can only cancel and refund the order in 2 hours, if the time has passed we can't cancel your order.
Shipping Options, Prices & Delivery Times
| Delivery Destination | Flat Rate Price | Total Production & Delivery Time (Business Days) |
| USA – UPS Standard Shipping | $4.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 5 – 10 |
| USA – 2 Day Shipping | $20 + ($2.5 for each plus) | 3 – 5 |
| International – Flat Rate | $7.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 15 – 25 |
The package with two days shipping cannot be delivered to a PO Box.
We offer low flat rate shipping options for both our US and International customers! This means you can order as many items as you want and you’ll never pay more than the flat rate for shipping. We take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts etc.) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel (posters etc.) products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. It can get a bit confusing, that’s why we’ve made these tables to help you out. 97.66% of our orders are shipped within 2 business days. More than a half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.
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Delivery Time
Your order will be printed exclusively for you within a few days.
If you are in the US, Canada you will receive your order within 3-7 business days after printing is complete. For all other countries, please allow between 10-14 business days.
Size Chart
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- Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
- Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem
1. CUSTOM ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT G200
Adult (Unisex Size):
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Width Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Youth:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 20 1/2 | 22 | 23 1/2 | 25 | 26 1/2 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
2. LONG SLEEVE ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Youth:
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Length | 21.5 | 23 | 25 | 26.5 |
3. PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
4. LADIES COTTON T-SHIRT G200L
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Across Shoulders | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 1/2 | 19 3/4 | 21 |
| Across Shoulders Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Body Length | 24 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | 29 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | 27 1/4 |
| Sleeve Length | 5 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/4 | 7 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 12 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 17 1/2 |
5. CREWNECK PULLOVER SWEATSHIRT 8 OZ G180
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
| Chest (Front Only) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
6. FLOWY RACERBACK WOMEN TANK B8800
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 15 1/4 | 15 7/8 | 16 1/2 | 17 3/8 | 18 1/4 | 19 1/8 | 19 3/4 |
| Length | 25 | 24 1/2 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 17 1/4 | 27 7/8 | 18 1/2 |
7. NEXT LEVEL PREMIUM T-SHIRT
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest (Front Only) 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30 Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
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