Captain Spaulding I Hate People Shirt
Price range: $19.95 through $43.95
Captain Spaulding I Hate People Shirt: Embrace Your Inner Misanthrope (Humorously)
For fans of horror, dark humor, and iconic movie characters, the Captain Spaulding I Hate People Shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a statement piece. Celebrating one of cinema’s most memorable and hilariously twisted figures, this Captain Spaulding shirt allows you to express a universally relatable sentiment – sometimes, you just hate people – with a distinct, irreverent flair.
Who is Captain Spaulding?
Captain Spaulding, brought to life by the late, great Sid Haig, is an unforgettable character from Rob Zombie’s horror films, including House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects, and 3 from Hell. Known for his clown makeup, foul mouth, and ownership of a roadside attraction and fried chicken stand, Spaulding is the patriarch of the notorious Firefly family. Despite his sinister nature, he possesses a perverse charm and delivers some of the most quoted lines from the films, often reflecting a deep-seated disdain for the general public – hence, the famous “I Hate People” slogan.
The Appeal of the “I Hate People” Message
While Captain Spaulding’s character is certainly extreme, the “I Hate People” sentiment is a darkly humorous take on feelings many people occasionally experience. In a world filled with frustrations and social pressures, this phrase, especially when associated with a character known for his blunt honesty and lack of filter, resonates with those who appreciate dark comedy and aren’t afraid to outwardly (and perhaps ironically) declare their temporary or permanent weariness with humanity. Wearing a Captain Spaulding I Hate People Shirt becomes a humorous way to signal this feeling or simply show appreciation for the character and the films.
Available in Multiple Styles
The versatility of this design means you can wear your appreciation for Captain Spaulding and his outlook in various forms to suit different weather or occasions. The Captain Spaulding I Hate People Shirt is available in:
This range ensures that whether you’re heading to a horror convention, hanging out with friends, or simply running errands, you can find the right style to showcase your unique taste.
Styling Your Captain Spaulding Gear
Styling your Captain Spaulding shirt is all about embracing the casual, edgy vibe. Pair a t-shirt with jeans or cargo pants for a relaxed look. A hoodie or sweatshirt works perfectly with track pants or shorts for ultimate comfort. Layer a long-sleeve shirt under a jacket or flannel for a versatile outfit. The bold graphic featuring Captain Spaulding and the “I Hate People” text is the focal point, so keep the rest of your outfit relatively simple to let the design stand out.
Find Your Captain Spaulding Statement Piece
Whether you’re a die-hard fan of Rob Zombie’s films or simply appreciate the darkly comedic appeal of Captain Spaulding and his famous phrase, the Captain Spaulding I Hate People Shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Available in various comfortable and stylish options like t-shirts, hoodies, long sleeves, and sweatshirts, it’s easy to find the perfect fit for your style and the weather. Show your love for this iconic character and make a statement that’s sure to turn heads and spark conversations.
Ready to express yourself the Captain Spaulding way? Find your preferred style today!
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Production Process & Dispatch Time Our products are uniquely created on demand in your chosen specification. This enables us to offer you a full range of styles, colors and sizes to choose from without particular style ever going out of stock, ensuring you get exactly what you want every time. After you have placed your order, our talented production team will select a blank version of your chosen product, print your design, package and ship your order within 1 – 3 business days.
When will I get my order?
During this time of year, our production is at a high volume,it may take a little longer than usual.
- The 2D Shirt (T-Shirt, Hoodies, Long Sleve, Tank Top) we need 1-3 business days to print.
- The 3D Shirt (All over print) we need 3-5 business days to product.
Once your order has shipped, the estimated delivery time is between 5 to 14 business days. Please consider any holidays that might impact delivery times.
Please note: Your order may split into multiple shipments. If this occurs, you will be notified and receive a tracking number for each separate shipment.
The orders are sent straight to production automatically after 2 hours of purchase. We can only cancel and refund the order in 2 hours, if the time has passed we can't cancel your order.
Shipping Options, Prices & Delivery Times
| Delivery Destination | Flat Rate Price | Total Production & Delivery Time (Business Days) |
| USA – UPS Standard Shipping | $4.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 5 – 10 |
| USA – 2 Day Shipping | $20 + ($2.5 for each plus) | 3 – 5 |
| International – Flat Rate | $7.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 15 – 25 |
The package with two days shipping cannot be delivered to a PO Box.
We offer low flat rate shipping options for both our US and International customers! This means you can order as many items as you want and you’ll never pay more than the flat rate for shipping. We take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts etc.) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel (posters etc.) products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. It can get a bit confusing, that’s why we’ve made these tables to help you out. 97.66% of our orders are shipped within 2 business days. More than a half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.
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Delivery Time
Your order will be printed exclusively for you within a few days.
If you are in the US, Canada you will receive your order within 3-7 business days after printing is complete. For all other countries, please allow between 10-14 business days.
Size Chart
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- Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
- Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem
1. CUSTOM ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT G200
Adult (Unisex Size):
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Width Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Youth:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 20 1/2 | 22 | 23 1/2 | 25 | 26 1/2 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
2. LONG SLEEVE ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Youth:
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Length | 21.5 | 23 | 25 | 26.5 |
3. PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
4. LADIES COTTON T-SHIRT G200L
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Across Shoulders | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 1/2 | 19 3/4 | 21 |
| Across Shoulders Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Body Length | 24 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | 29 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | 27 1/4 |
| Sleeve Length | 5 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/4 | 7 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 12 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 17 1/2 |
5. CREWNECK PULLOVER SWEATSHIRT 8 OZ G180
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
| Chest (Front Only) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
6. FLOWY RACERBACK WOMEN TANK B8800
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 15 1/4 | 15 7/8 | 16 1/2 | 17 3/8 | 18 1/4 | 19 1/8 | 19 3/4 |
| Length | 25 | 24 1/2 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 17 1/4 | 27 7/8 | 18 1/2 |
7. NEXT LEVEL PREMIUM T-SHIRT
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest (Front Only) 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30 Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
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