Why Should You Never Fight a Dinosaur You’ll Get Jurasskicked Shirt
$19.99 – $43.99
Why Should You Never Fight a Dinosaur You’ll Get Jurasskicked Shirt: A Humorous Take on Prehistoric Power
In the realm of novelty apparel, some messages stand out for their wit and undeniable truth. The Why Should You Never Fight a Dinosaur You’ll Get Jurasskicked Shirt is a prime example, delivering a simple yet hilarious caution against challenging creatures known for their immense size and formidable power. This piece of apparel is more than just a shirt; it’s a statement, a conversation starter, and a lighthearted acknowledgment of the undisputed dominance dinosaurs held in their era.
The Irrefutable Logic: Why You’d Get “Jurasskicked”
The core message of this Dinosaur Shirt revolves around a simple, irrefutable fact: attempting to Fight a Dinosaur would end poorly for any human. The phrase “You’ll Get Jurasskicked” is a clever pun, merging the prehistoric setting often associated with dinosaurs (like in the Jurassic period) with the inevitable outcome of such a foolish confrontation – getting decisively defeated, or ‘kicked’. It taps into a shared understanding of the immense power disparity between humans and creatures like the Tyrannosaurus Rex or Triceratops.
Beyond the humor, the shirt playfully reminds us of the sheer scale and strength of these extinct giants. It uses wit to make a serious point about respecting power, albeit in a completely fictional and amusing scenario. Wearing this shirt instantly signals a sense of humor and perhaps a fondness for paleontology or classic pop culture references.
Style Meets Humor: Available in Multiple Formats
Understanding that comfort and style vary for different preferences, the Why Should You Never Fight a Dinosaur You’ll Get Jurasskicked Shirt is available in a range of popular apparel types. Whether you prefer the classic feel of a T-shirt, the warmth of a Hoodies, the coverage of a Long Sleeve shirt, or the cozy comfort of a Sweatshirt, you can find this witty design in a format that suits your needs.
This availability ensures that the humor can be shared and enjoyed year-round, in various climates and settings. The choice of style allows individuals to pick the perfect canvas for this unique message, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
Perfect for Fans, Gifts, and Casual Wear
Who is this shirt for? It’s perfect for anyone who appreciates a good pun, loves dinosaurs, enjoys humorous apparel, or is a fan of related pop culture. It makes an excellent gift for friends, family members, or colleagues who fit this description. Imagine the smiles and chuckles this shirt could generate at a casual gathering, a themed party, or even just during a regular day out.
Wearing the Why Should You Never Fight a Dinosaur You’ll Get Jurasskicked Shirt is an easy way to express personality and spark conversations. It’s a lighthearted piece that brings a touch of prehistoric fun to modern life, reminding everyone that some battles are simply not worth starting, especially when the opponent has teeth the size of bananas and weighs several tons.
Conclusion: Embrace the Wisdom (and the Humor)
The Why Should You Never Fight a Dinosaur You’ll Get Jurasskicked Shirt is a testament to the power of simple, effective humor. It combines an undeniable truth about prehistoric life with a memorable pun, creating a piece of clothing that is both funny and stylish. Available as a T-shirt, Hoodies, Long Sleeve, or Sweatshirt, it offers comfort and versatility for fans of all ages. So, heed the warning, appreciate the humor, and perhaps add this unique shirt to your collection. It’s a safe bet you’ll look great, and it certainly beats trying to Fight a Dinosaur!
Looking to add this hilarious statement piece to your wardrobe or find the perfect gift? Explore the different styles available today!
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Production Process & Dispatch Time Our products are uniquely created on demand in your chosen specification. This enables us to offer you a full range of styles, colors and sizes to choose from without particular style ever going out of stock, ensuring you get exactly what you want every time. After you have placed your order, our talented production team will select a blank version of your chosen product, print your design, package and ship your order within 1 – 3 business days.
When will I get my order?
During this time of year, our production is at a high volume,it may take a little longer than usual.
- The 2D Shirt (T-Shirt, Hoodies, Long Sleve, Tank Top) we need 1-3 business days to print.
- The 3D Shirt (All over print) we need 3-5 business days to product.
Once your order has shipped, the estimated delivery time is between 5 to 14 business days. Please consider any holidays that might impact delivery times.
Please note: Your order may split into multiple shipments. If this occurs, you will be notified and receive a tracking number for each separate shipment.
The orders are sent straight to production automatically after 2 hours of purchase. We can only cancel and refund the order in 2 hours, if the time has passed we can't cancel your order.
Shipping Options, Prices & Delivery Times
| Delivery Destination | Flat Rate Price | Total Production & Delivery Time (Business Days) |
| USA – UPS Standard Shipping | $4.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 5 – 10 |
| USA – 2 Day Shipping | $20 + ($2.5 for each plus) | 3 – 5 |
| International – Flat Rate | $7.99 + ($2 for each plus) | 15 – 25 |
The package with two days shipping cannot be delivered to a PO Box.
We offer low flat rate shipping options for both our US and International customers! This means you can order as many items as you want and you’ll never pay more than the flat rate for shipping. We take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts etc.) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel (posters etc.) products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. It can get a bit confusing, that’s why we’ve made these tables to help you out. 97.66% of our orders are shipped within 2 business days. More than a half of our orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.
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Delivery Time
Your order will be printed exclusively for you within a few days.
If you are in the US, Canada you will receive your order within 3-7 business days after printing is complete. For all other countries, please allow between 10-14 business days.
Size Chart
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- Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
- Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem
1. CUSTOM ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT G200
Adult (Unisex Size):
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Width Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
Youth:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 20 1/2 | 22 | 23 1/2 | 25 | 26 1/2 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
2. LONG SLEEVE ULTRA COTTON T-SHIRT
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Youth:
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Length | 21.5 | 23 | 25 | 26.5 |
3. PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ
Adult:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
4. LADIES COTTON T-SHIRT G200L
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Across Shoulders | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 1/2 | 19 3/4 | 21 |
| Across Shoulders Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Body Length | 24 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | 29 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | 27 1/4 |
| Sleeve Length | 5 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/4 | 7 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 12 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 17 1/2 |
5. CREWNECK PULLOVER SWEATSHIRT 8 OZ G180
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
| Chest (Front Only) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
6. FLOWY RACERBACK WOMEN TANK B8800
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 15 1/4 | 15 7/8 | 16 1/2 | 17 3/8 | 18 1/4 | 19 1/8 | 19 3/4 |
| Length | 25 | 24 1/2 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 17 1/4 | 27 7/8 | 18 1/2 |
7. NEXT LEVEL PREMIUM T-SHIRT
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Chest (Front Only) 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28 30 Length 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
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